The legend continues. We are now down to the top 10. If you missed the other parts here is 25-21, 20-16, 15-11. Here we go with numbers 10-6:
10. “Macho Man” Randy Savage
Joe: Most people will say Andre the Giant is Hogan’s greatest rival, but to me it will forever be the Macho Man. The Mega Powers exploding at WrestleMania V is something I’ve written about before and is my favorite feud of all time and what I believe to be the best built Mania main event ever. He worked as a foil for Hulkamania because he was just as coked up as Hogan and equally incoherent. Randy Savage is probably known by most people as the Slim Jim guy, but aside from enjoying wonderful snack food he was one of the greatest performers to ever lace up a pair of boots. Savage was a terrific worker. The match with Ricky Steamboat from WrestleMania III is always hailed as a classic. Macho always had the coolest theme song and entrance gear. Miss Elizabeth, his real life wife, was one of the greatest managers of all time. From the time I was a little boy I’ve always been a big Macho Man fan and I was very sad when he died last year. The images of Savage doing the double axehandle smash off the top rope and the diving elbow drop are some of my earliest wrestling memories. I will always remember those more than his rap album where he calls out Hulk Hogan for a legit fight. Macho was a perfectionist in the ring and it is great to see the WWE start to embrace his legacy more over the last few years.
Jimmy: The Macho Man was an absolutely friggin ridiculous human being. I don’t even know what more to say besides that. He had the two best WWF matches of the 80s, at Wrestlemania III against Ricky Steamboat and V against Hogan. The Hogan feud in particular is the pinnacle of WWF’s creativity. The Mega Powers formation and explosion was so well done it is absolutely stunning that it came from the mind of Vince McMahon. His career vs. career match and feud carried the Ultimate Warrior to the greatest match that goof was ever capable of having. Therein lies the beauty of Savage - while his character, voice and mannerisms were absurdly over the top, he deserved his spot since he was a better worker than most in the ring. He was also the greatest pro wrestler to take up a career as a rapper. The best thing you can say about Randy Savage was that no matter how serious or how ridiculous the storyline he was involved in, he was alway believable and he never phoned it in.
9. Chris Jericho
Joe: If there was an MVP award in professional wrestling, Chris Jericho would totally get it for carrying the WWE and being the most entertaining part of Monday Night Raw, the company’s flagship show, from the fall of 2002 through 2005. WCW failed because they never built up new stars other than Goldberg, but if they had been smart they would have pushed Jericho all the way to the top. There are only maybe two or three guys ahead of Jericho on this list I would say are better in-ring workers, and when it comes to mic skills only Flair and The Rock may be better. He can be hilarious or deadly serious and always the most entertaining guy on the screen while he does it. You could put Jericho in any feud or put any championship on him. He made Shelton Benjamin look like a threat and he gave Cena the rub. There’s nothing Jericho can’t do, and of course his career highlight is being the first WWE Undisputed Champion, beating The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the same night. Despite that honor, Jericho never got the super push he deserved and Triple H made him look like a punk numerous times in the early 2000s. His debut in the WWF is probably the greatest debut in the history of wrestling and he had two incredible feuds with Shawn Michaels in 2003 and 2008 that each had classic matches: their WrestleMania match in 2003 and their ladder match for the World Championship in 2008.
Jimmy: I’m a bit partial towards Jericho, as I believe he was the best part of WCW and WWE at various times during his runs there. In WCW, he was the Man of 1004 Holds and owner of Ralphus Security, and if not for the old-timers running the company, could have pushed the cruiserweights into the main event where they belonged. He came to the WWF with a ton of momentum, where it was promptly thwarted by Triple H. Despite that, he managed to get the honor of unifying the WCW and WWF titles by beating the Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the same nite, a remarkable feat for someone who was never pushed as hard as either man. From 2002-2005, he carried RAW and was the only consistently entertaining performer on the show. I’m not as big a fan of his run in WWE the past few years, but I also haven’t really watched it with any consistently. The best thing you can say about Jericho is that he could either open the show or main event and it worked. While he was always pushed to the mid-to upper mid-card, he could always believably main event and fans could buy into him enough to know that he could be champion. If this list was favorite wrestlers of all-time, Jericho would be in my top 5 with (in no particular order) Bret, Hogan, Mr. Perfect and Sabu.
8. The Undertaker
Jimmy: The perfect marriage between performer and gimmick, there is no logical reason for the Undertaker to have been so successful and still popular nearly 25 years after his debut. It is a testament to Mark Callaway’s charisma that he and only he could make this character work from its roots as a dead dude to Satanic cult leader in the Ministry of Darkness to American BadAss to back to the Dead Man. I feel like part of this is due to the fact that he is a considerably better worker than most big men in pro wrestling and that the workhorses like Hart and Flair loved working matches with him. I’m fairly certain every gimmick match ever performed that isn’t a steel cage match came out of a feud with Undertaker. He never really was the number 1 guy in the company, but he was rewarded by getting to win at Wrestlemania every single time and it has defined his career. An added bonus to that is the fact that over the past five years or so, his Mania matches, while predictable in outcome, have been great. All in all, a pretty great career for someone who should have had a one or two year lifespan, tops.
Joe: This is a weird way to phrase this, but while Taker isn’t the greatest wrestler of all time he is probably the greatest WWE Superstar ever. This November it will be 22 years since he made his debut at Survivor Series. He never jumped ship to WCW. He is a homegrown WWE star and has been there longer than anybody else. It is the perfect union of performer and gimmick, as the idea of this large unstoppable dead guy who whoops everybody’s ass never could have worked with anybody else. He will most likely extend his WrestleMania record to 20-0 this weekend, a record that will never be touched. Taker is the best working big man in the history of the business and has been praised for his ability and professionalism by guys like Ric Flair, JBL, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, and many others. Taker is one of the most over guys in the history of the business. The second the lights go out and that gong hits the crowd is ready to explode. His entrance may take like 10 minutes, but it is still exciting every time. Of course Undertaker jobs to nobody and you could literally count on one hand the times in his career he has lost clean, but he is the heart and soul of the WWE locker room. Taker had the bizarre run as the American Badass where he became some kind of hardcore biker who liked Limp Bizkit, but he’s since returned to the Deadman persona that got him to the dance.
7. Andre the Giant
Jimmy: I ranked Andre 3rd overall and Joe had him at 12, but I don’t think he fully understands just what a massive star Andre the Giant was. In an era now where massive men are par for the course, Andre would still be bigger and in the pre-ppv and cable days of the 70s and 80s there was no one more important. He carried the industry into the Hulkamania days and his feud with the aforementioned Hulkster really put Hogan over the top. Prior to that, Andre was viewed as the undefeated, immovable object both by fans and everyone in the industry. Grantland recently posted a great article about this feud and how important it was that states the case far better than I can, but I’ll sum it up. Basically, Andre didn’t do the job for anyone and certainly wouldn’t let himself get bodyslammed by someone. The only way the defining moment of Hogan’s career and 80s WWF happens is if Andre lets it, despite Hogan’s claims that he manhandled the Giant. The consensus has always been Hogan was shitting himself because Andre could be mercurial and may have refused to do the job or the slam mid-match and there wouldn’t have been anything Hogan could do. But, it didn’t work out this way and not only did he turn heel for the first time in his career for this feud, but he allowed the slam in the biggest Mania main event of all-time to this day. It was the only time Hogan was the physical underdog and they managed to tell a story and blow up the Silverdome with the slam and push Hulkamania into a new level. Simply put, Hogan never becomes the most powerful wrestler in the world and the WWF doesn’t jump off into the stratosphere without that moment.
Joe: I’m never a fan of big guys since they can’t actually work a match, but Andre was great for what he was. He set the standard for the big, badass giant and is the reason that in the last like 25 years no other big guy has worked since everybody comes off as a bad Andre rip off. One of the biggest stars in the history of the business, Andre took part in the biggest WrestleMania main event ever when he faced off against Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania III. Hogan bodyslams him in front of 90,000 people and Hulkamania becomes the strongest force in the universe. I don’t have as much interest in Andre as my brother, but I always love the stories Hulk Hogan has of Andre shitting in bathtubs and stuff. To this day he remains one of the most popular figures in the history of the business and it is because of that main event with Hogan that the Hulkster could become the super duper star that would carry wrestling into the mainstream.
6. The Rock
Joe: The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising People’s Champion, The Rock has charisma unrivaled by almost everybody. He is mainly a movie star now but in the last year has vowed to be more of a part of the WWE again. While never a terrific in-ring worker, his promos made him the biggest star on the planet other than Steve Austin. His matches with Austin at WrestleMania X-7 and XIX are classics, and his matches with Hogan at X8 and the upcoming bout with Cena at XXVIII are two of the biggest the WWE has ever had. His charisma is unstoppable. All he has to do is raise one eyebrow and everybody goes wild. The crowd’s reaction to his return last year when his music hit was one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen in the WWE. The Rock is so entertaining it is ridiculous and people eat up everything he says. He is one of the three biggest stars in the history of wrestling along with Hogan and Austin and with his crossover popularity he may be the biggest. The fact WWE put his name on the marquee for WrestleMania XXVIII a year in advance and have already said he’ll be a part of next year’s show is proof.
Jimmy: The most successful wrestler besides maybe Hogan, the Rock was a decent worker with through the roof charisma. Probably the most charismatic entertainer in WWF/E history, the man was a walking catchphrase machine. What is unprecedented about the Rock is that for a guy who was a number one draw he was more than willing to do the job for someone else to get them over. He did the most of anyone to get Brock Lesnar over on his way out to become a movie star and made Mick Foley a credible rival for the title. I can’t think of anyone that he didn’t have an interesting feud with, to the point where he even made Hurricane Helms watchable. While the next person on this list really jumpstarted the Attitude Era, the Rock was the one that took it to its zenith and managed to transcend pro wrestling in a way that even the Hulkster couldn’t. While many criticize him for leaving the business, its a testament to just how popular he really was that he could leave the industry and have a career in real movies and not tripe like Mr. Nanny or Santa With Muscles. This weekend he headlines Wrestlemania with John Cena, giving him two of the biggest selling matches in the past decade for the WWE.
That is it for today. The conclusion will most likely come tomorrow.
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